The Harbringer of the Funk
Location: Ohio, USA
Born: 1 March 1997
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Voice Acting, Writing, Theatre, Bicycling, Swimming, The Fear Mythos, The Venter Mythos, The Holders Series, The Willow Mythos, Basketball, and Harry Dresden
Custom Title: The Harbringer of Blueness
Joined: 30-May 13
Last Seen: Jan 14 2014, 08:32 PM
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Jun 18 2013, 05:57 PM
I will say this- every time alliterator of the Fear Mythos makes a Creepypasta Contest I ALWAYS find something that gets the creative juices flowing, and since the Willow Mythos is sadly devoid of the piles and piles of pasta and blogs it should have, I kind of wanted to do something like it. No, this is not for some kind of weird-ass Willow Anthology, we aren't nearly ready to have anything there and since our Mythos focuses primarily on Slender Man and his "children" it would be impossible to anyways. This is just to get creative juices flowing. So flow, you creative juice, and become Kiwi Strawberry, the most delicious of all juices!
Part 1: Pictures
(Some of these may or may not be real, but I highly doubt if any of them are.)
EDIT: The above was said BEFORE the pictures were chosen. These are all obviously illustrations and/or fabrications.
Part 2: Possible IntroductionsShe kept walking to try and forget...I am the last of them.The lights were snuffed out and they were engulfed in darkness.Take a look at your beautiful new face!Gnarled branches reached for her in the labyrinth.
Part 3: Weird Names!
"The Screaming Iron Duke of Water and Brilliance"
"Investigations Into The Lives of The Masses"
"Soulful Dreams and Soulless Nightmares"
"Sultan Fame, With A Heart of Emerald and the Vestement of Cursed Skin"
"Bloodstained Marquis in Darkness"
"The Unthinkable Teacher"
"Hunter in the Hate"
"The Ghostly Minister With Eyes Of Pewter"
Jun 5 2013, 05:25 PM
You are Dante Alighieri, famous poet of Florence, Italy. You look kind of gnarled and you've just finished writing Dante's Paradiso after taking some strange nearby flora. It is a clearing in the middle of the woods. It is the middle of the night and the overcast clouds envelop all of the stars. A rabbit named Velvetino is your only companion.
In your pouch, you carry three candles, a small club, and a solitary turnip.
You hear a noise somewhere beyond the fire you've constructed. In the dark forests in- somewhere in Europe, you're kind of too stoned to remember. What do you do?
May 30 2013, 11:11 AM
Hello people. My name is ZacksQuest. You may know me as that guy whose works Slendyslayer has called, "Not bad, not great, but not bad!" I guess I made the first Willowblog a long time ago and never got around to finishing it because I wanted it to be completely rewritten.
Just a few things for those newcomers.
1. If we ever reach 200+ people in this Mythos and there is need for another mod, never nominate me. I'm a douchecanoe and I can't handle that power. Thank you.
2. I am a lazy blogger, and I never edit due to this and I usually never finish a blog I start. Be warned.
3. I will create tons of Altered if I see it possible. See the Venter Mythos? I made 7 of those little insectoid buggers. SEVEN. So call your names and ideas quickly because I'm gonna start makin' stuff faster than I can write blogs.
4. I never check my privelege. I will remind you of this every time I write a blog. In case you have a Social Justice Blog and are offended by anything that seems suspiciously like it can fall under an umbrella term with "-ism" at the end, I assure you it's never intentional. You can tell me kindly my fault and I will edit it out eventually.
5. I AM LAZY. I AM SO LAZY OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I WILL LIKE... PICK ONE OF YOUR CANONS AND LATCH ONTO IT LIKE A DROWNING PUPPY SO I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN CANON. TOO MUCH HARD WORK. BE WARNED
6. Here are some baby seals.
7. If I slide into my assholish nature either here OR the Willow Chat, feel free to temp ban me as much as you want. If I go too far, please permaban me. I cannot stress this enough, if I become a burden on this community, BAN ME ASAP.